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Music. Food. Puns.

The combination of these became a trademark in my professional culinary life. Finding the appropriate musical pun or reference for a new menu item or daily special was an obsession. It continues to be even after retiring from pro cooking. I have amassed a large collection of music-inspired recipes over the years and have decided it’s time to publish a few – kind of a Music Recipes For The Masses project. Like if Pitchfork and Bon Appetit had a punk rock kid.

I welcome any and all suggestions, feedback, and requests. YES! If you send me a music food pun and I’ll make a suitable recipe. You can drop me a line HERE.

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SWEET EMOTION PIZZA
Sweet chili chickwheat, caramelized pineapple, red onion, mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan, pizza sauce

VOODOO CHILE TACOS
Baked taco tofu, Voodoo Chile sauce, pickled red onions, diced tomato, & feta on flour tortillas

MISSISSIPPI QUEEN
Breakfast burrito with blackened oyster mushrooms, Kinda Dirty Rice, scrambled eggs, American cheese, & hot sauce on flour tortillas

I’M JUST A PO’BOY
Fried cauliflower, slaw, tomato, pickles, & remoulade on a sub roll

BABY, YOU CAN DRIVE MY SHAWARMA
Cauliflower shawarma, Sort Of Sharma sauce, red onion, and tomato on flatbread

BUFFALO LOVE
Buffalo roasted cauliflower salad and romaine lettuce wrapped in a flour tortilla 

PRIVATE IDAHO
Seitan dog, spicy mustard, and potato salad on a potato bun

SOME LIKE IT HOT
Gochugaru Hot Chickwheat, bread & butter pickles, and mayo on a potato roll

BURNING UP (FIRE) TOFU
Gochugaru hot tofu, daikon pickles, and kewpie mayo on a potato roll

PARTY IN THE U.S.EGG.
Spaghetti-O filled deviled eggs with parmesan crisps

SPAGHETTI-O IT’S MAGIC
An “adult” version of a canned childhood “classic”

YOU CAN CALL ME AL PASTOR
Seitan steaks, grilled pineapple, red onion, Mex-I-Can sauce, and queso fresco on flour tortillas

PRETTY FLY FOR A FUNGI
BBQ King Oyster mushrooms, pickle slaw, & pickles on a potato roll

PRETZEL LOGIC
Chickwheat sausages, Swwr Lighnin’ BBQ sauce, & mozzarella wrapped in a pretzel roll

RANGOONIES ‘R’ GOOD ENOUGH
Roasted cauliflower and cream cheese wontons with sweet chili dipping sauce

BIBIMMMMBOP
MMMBop mushrooms, cucumber kimchi, pickled daikon, pan-fried kimchi,  carrot & spinach salad, fried egg, and MMMbop sauce over rice

GARLIC IT UP ROLLS
Garlic butter, mozzarella, Asiago in a roll

CINNAMON GIRL
Orange chocolate cinnamon rolls

PUMP UP THE ONION JAM (KIMCHI REMIX)
Kimchi onion jam

DON’T YOU FORGET A BANH MI
Crispy tofu with fish sauce & scallions, pickled carrot & daikon. cucumber, sambal kewpie mayo, and pickled jalapenos on a baguette

TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLLIN’
Tuna, egg noodles, mushroom sauce, peas, cheddar, and Ritz crackers

BETCHA GOT A CHICKWHEAT ON THE SIDE
An introduction to chickwheat cutlets & sausages

KUNG PAO FIGHTING
Kung pao stir-fried ramen with tofu and peppers

IT’S A HOISIN
Hoisin chickwheat and grilled pineapple on a roll

NACHO NACHO MAN
Homemade tortilla chips, nacho cheese sauce, bean chili, tomato, red onion,  pickled jalapenos, cheddar, sour cream, guacamole, and scallions

ELF BREAKFAST SPAGHETTI
Coconut milk noodles, strawberry red sauce, Cocoa Krispies meatballs, coconut flake parmesan

LORD OF THE FRIES
twice-fried fries, bulgogi seitan, kimchi jam, mozzarella, bibimbap sauce, kewpie mayo, gochugaru, and furikake

STEAK ME I’M YOURS
Seitan steak & mushrooms, caramelized fennel & red pepper, & pickled red onion on mozzarella garlic bread

RICE RICE BABY
Fried rice with instant ramyun, peas, corn, scallion greens, and furikake

BURRITO SUAVE
Gochujang seitan asada, twice-fried fries, peppers, red onion, refried beans, cheddar, hot sauce, & sour cream wrapped in two flour tortillas

VINDALOO SUNSET
Cauliflower, mushrooms, and potato in a spicy vindaloo sauce with rice

PEANUT BUTTER WOLF
Cocoa Rice Krispie treats made with Guinness, chocolate, & peanut butter

WHOLE LATKE LOVE
Panko potato latkes, corned beef, sauerkraut, 1000 Island Dressing

SQUID ROW RAMYUN
Buldak Carbonara ramyun, mozzarella, kimchi, spinach, hard-boiled egg, & squid hot dog

AMERICAN IDIOT TACOS
Cauliflower mushroom taco filling, cheddar, tomato, iceberg lettuce, & No-tega taco sauce in a crispy corn shell

WE ARE THE CHAMPIGNONS
Detroit-style mushroom pizza

SMASHING PUMPKIN HUMMUS
Hummus made with pumpkin & pumpkin spice

CARROT ON (LIL SMOKIE CARROTS)
a vegetarian take on a classic ’70 cocktail party appetizer

DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE WINGS
Gochujang marinated chickwheat wings with a gochujang glaze & gochujang ranch dressing

CHEESES BUILT MY HOT DOG
Hot dog, roasted jalapeno cream cheese, & cheddar on deep-fried whole wheat

THE BUFFALO CAJUN COMBO
Buffalo chickwheat dog & Seitan andouille dog

BAD MEDICINE
Beef hot dog, pepper jack, fried egg, & chili crisp on a potato roll

A RIBWICH NAMED CHAR SUI
Seitan char sui ribs, gochugaru pickles, pickled red onion, spicy mustard sauce, and mayo on a sub roll

WAP (WET A** PASTA)
Fried chickwheat (or chicken), tomato sauce. mozzarella, asiago, and croutons

SAY CAP’N! SAY NUGGS!
Chickwheat nuggets coated in Cap’n Crunch with spicy berry syrup

SINCE REUBEN GONE
Seitan brisket, pickled red cabbage, Back In The USSR dressing, and swiss on grilled rye

LOADED MASHED POTATO TIME TACOS
Mashed potatoes, seitan (or bacon), cheddar, scallions, pickle slaw, and salsa in fried corn tortillas

NEITHER FISH NOR FLESH
Batter-fried tofu, twice-fried fries, pickle slaw, and remoulade

SWEET LEAF
Southern-style sweet tea

PASTABILLY
Spaghetti, sausage or hot dogs, Cincinnati chili, cheddar cheese, scallions, potato roll

THE YARDBIRD
Chickwheat cutlet, Sweet Lightnin’ BBQ sauce, and apple fennel slaw on a pretzel roll

FRIED EGG I’M IN LOVE
One over-easy egg, seitan chorizo, muenster cheese, mayo, and hot sauce on a pretzel roll

CHOPBOKKI
Seitan chopped cheese meets tteokbokki

DINNER IN THE TTEOKBOKKI OF LIFE
Rice cakes, red onion, cabbage, and radish in a spicy gochujang sauce

I’M A CREPE WITH A WEINER
Scallion pancake, gochujang seitan hot dog, and gochujang maple mustard sauce

POUTINE ON THE RITZ
Buffalo chickwheat, twice-fried fries, Buffalo sauce, and mozzarella

SHAWARMA POLICE
Chickwheat shawarma, Sort Of Shawarma Sauce, Tofeta, cucumber salsa,  and baby spinach on flour tortillas

SOY DIVISION TACOS
Batter-fried tofu, pickle slaw, sambal cashew sauce, and scallions on flour tortillas

THE SALAD OF DIJON & YOLKO
Egg, pimento cheese, dijon mustard, and scallions on whole wheat

LEMON GLOW
Lemon syrup, seltzer, crushed ice

SMELLS LIKE BEAN SPIRIT
Pickle slaw, black bean & corn taco salad, tortilla strips, cheddar, Rock Candy jalapenos, and scallions

GETTIN’ BUDAE JJIGAE WIT IT
Seitan jjajang sausage, seitan spam, seitan spam bacon, tofu, rice cakes, ramen noodles, kimchi, mushrooms, and onions in a spicy gochujang broth 

I’M A MAGIC SPAM
Seitan SPAM two ways – regular & cured SPAM bacon

MIGAS STIR FRY
Scrambled eggs, fried corn tortillas, fried rice, cheddar cheese, pickled jalapenos, and bacon bits

DO YOU LIKE BEAN ENCHILADAS
Refried black beans, onion, mozzarella cheese, radish, and enchilada sauce in corn tortillas

DAYS OF FUTURE PASTRAMI
Seitan in a pastrami style

BREAKFAST IN AMERICA
Fried seitan brisket, hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, Rock Candy Jalapenos, and cheddar cheese in a flour tortilla

SEITAN SAID DANCE
An introduction to seitan sausages

THE SUNTOUCHER
Gochujang fried tofu, bok choy slaw, and pineapple gochujang sauce on a sub roll

TOFU FIGHTERS
Crispy pan-fried tofu with gochujang sauce

NUGGET ME NOTS
Chickwheat nuggets

RED HOT CHILI OIL
Sichuan style chili oil

THE B.T.O.
Seitan brisket, tomato, pickled red onions, mozzarella, Sweet Lightnin’ BBQ sauce, hot sauce, & Aleppo pepper on a toasted bagel

TAKIN’ CARE OF BRISKET
Guinness braised Cowboy Spice rubbed Guinness BBQ sauce glazed smoked seitan

CAULIFLOWER SOUL
Cauliflower Buffalo Tots with ranch dressing, blue cheese, and scallions

I GOT FIVE SPICE ON IT
Five spice powder

KICK OUT THE JAMS
Strawberry basil jam

TACOIN’ TURKEY MELT
Turkey & mushroom patty, yellow mustard, mayo, yellow cheddar, scallions, and tomato on flour tortillas

CARROT ON WAYWARD BUN
Grilled maple chipotle carrots, grilled onions, pickle slaw, & mustard on potato rolls

I NEED A GYRO FRITTATA
Frittata topped with Greek spiced seitan, tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, tzatziki, and feta

GIVE CHICKPEAS A CHANCE
Chickpea salad & baby spinach on toasted sourdough

CHEESED TO MEAT ME 
Pickle brined BBQ chicken cutlet, Sweet Lighnin’ sauce, pickle slaw, & muenster cheese on grilled sourdough

FIRESTARTER NOODLES
Chili crisp noodles, fried peanuts, and bok choy slaw

CINNAMON STYX
Cinnamon infused reposado tequila

HELL’S BALLS
Sweet Lighnin’ seitan balls, mozzarella, Asiago,  Aleppo pepper, basil, and sea salt on a sub roll

BLACK COFFEE
Ron Colon Salvadoreno coffee rum, cold brew coffee, & turbinado simple syrup

JAR OF SCALLIONS
A better way to store your scallions

STRAWBERRY LETTER 23
Strawberry hibiscus soda syrup

CHAMOY COMO VA
Frozen banana, peanuts, raisins, Tajin, and Chamoy sauce

ICE ‘N’ CHEESY
Pimento cheese ice cream sandwiches on Ritz crackers

SWEET LIGHTNIN’
Brown sugar jalapeno BBQ sauce

RICE ‘N’ CHEESY
Fried rice with a tomato mushroom cheese sauce baked with mozzarella

PIMENTO AT WORK POTATO SKINS
Twice-baked potato skins, pimento cheese, fried seitan (or bacon or ham), sour cream, pickled red onions, and scallions

MOCHA JAVA JIVE PORK
Mocha Java Jive roast pork, Maple Espresso sauce, caramelized onions & mushrooms, and mozzarella on a garlic bread roll

MINI SKIRT TACOS
Coffee marinated skirt steak, Java Jive Rub, grilled peppers & onions, and scallions on mini flour tortillas

RETURN OF THE CHILI MAC
Mac & cheese, seitan & black bean chili, and scallions

BORN SLOPPY TACOS
Turkey mushroom sloppy joe, Pepper jack cheese, and vinegar slaw on a flour tortilla

PANIC IN DETROIT
Seitan sausage, seitan coney sauce, white onion, and yellow mustard on a potato roll

EDAM I WISH I WAS YOUR SLIDER
A guide to making deep-fried Edam cheese and then using it to make sliders

CUBAN BEANHAVIOR
Cuban black beans, corn salsa, and muenster cheese on a Cuban roll (or sub roll)

CURRY ON WAYWARD SPUDS (THERE’LL BE CHEESE WHEN YOU ARE DONE)
Twice fried chips, curry sauce, & fried Edam cheese on a slider roll

KILLING MISO SOFTLY WITH HIS SOUP
Gochujang seitan, white miso, baby bok choy, scallions, enoki mushrooms, and carrots 

SGT. PEPPERJACK’S LONELY CHAR DOG WITH HAM
Hot dog, pepper jack crisp, black forest ham, and yellow mustard

DOGS OF LUST
Three regional hot dogs given the vegan treatment: Detroit Coney, Chicago, and New York

THEIR SEITANIC MAJESTIES REQUEST CHILI
Chorizo style seitan, black beans, guajillo chile paste, peppers, and onions in a tomato sauce

I’M A FUNGI (MELT!)
Marinated Portobello mushrooms, Horsey Sauce, sweet onion, scallions, red pepper, poblano pepper, jalapeno, and provolone on a sub roll

GOBBLE GOBBLE HEY!
Turkey mushroom burger, Swiss cheese, remoulade, and tomato onion jamp on grilled sourdough

(EVEN) MORE CUBAN THAN CUBAN
Mojo pork, honey ham, swiss cheese, bread & butter pickles, and Dijon mustard on grilled country bread

CAN’T CURRY LOVE
Red curry paste, coconut milk, onion, peppers, cauliflower, broccoli, and mushroom served over rice

ROGUE BAGEL
Hasselback bagel, garlic butter, mozzarella

DEVIL INSIDE LASAGNA
Chorizo spiced seitan, mushrooms, mozzarella, ricotta, asiago, tomato sauce, and lasagna noodles

MOJO THUNDER BREAKFAST TACOS 
Crispy mojo pork, fried potatoes, Rock Candy jalapenos, pepper jack cheese, and scrambled egg on a flour tortilla

SEOUL FOOD TOAST
Egg, cabbage, onion, carrot, scallion, American cheese, sugar, sweet chili sauce, and mayo on toasted bread

LOS CHICHARRONS
Deep-fried oven-dried pork skin with Buffalo spice

GOT MY MOJO WORKING
Pork shoulder, garlic, orange, grapefruit, lime, and chipotle

DILL COMMUNICATION
Spicy dill pickles made with fresh dill, garlic, and Chile D’Arbol

LIFE IS A MINESTRONE
Zucchini, carrots, potatoes, Cannelini beans, baby spinach, Napa cabbage, chard, and Ditalini pasta

EGG DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT & SOUR SOUP
Hot & sour soup with Baby Bella & Shittake mushrooms, Napa cabbage, tofu, and egg ribbons

EDAMAME SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
Edamame guacamole, Mayak egg, furikake seasoning, and turmeric ginger salt pickle on toasted sourdough

KETAMINE FOR BREAKFAST
Beef hot dog, pimento cheese, scrambled eggs and crushed Takis on a potato bun

CHEESES OF SUBURBIA
Shell pasta, béchamel, extra sharp cheddar, muenster, mozzarella

BLACK BEAN CAUGHT STEALING CHILI
Black beans, peppers, onions, tomato, garlic, chipotle, cheddar, sour cream, scallions, Aleppo pepper and Fritos

CORN THIS WAY CHOWDER
Corn chowder, cashew crema, scallions, and Aleppo pepper

BLANK FLANK TACOS
Java Jive flank steak, Diablo sauce, grilled peppers and onion, queso fresco or feta on a flour tortilla

SWEET CHILI O’ MINE
Less sugar – more spice – better than a certain “RedHot” product

RICK SZECHUAN
Rick would forget about that Mulan sauce if he had this recipe

HOT BLOODED (CHICKEN & SEA)
A quick Cajun rub perfect for poultry and fish

TACO SPICE
Better than anything you’ll buy in a store for the perfect Midwest Taco Night

BUFFALO SPICE
A spice mix perfect for all your Buffalo-style cooking needs (especially great on cauliflower and chicken)

THE MOBY D
Black bean burger, Muenster cheese, napa cabbage pickle slaw, bread & butter pickles, mayo, &
mustard on a potato roll

FREESTYLER BREAD PUDDING (SAVORY MIX)
Bread (challah, brioche, whole wheat), egg, milk, corn, peppers, scallions, and Pepper Jack Cheese

STRAY KATSU STRUT
Chicken katsu, pickle slaw, and tonkatsu sauce on crustless brioche bread

THE EGG SPAM
Buffalo Spice grilled SPAM, fried egg, cheese, and sambal mayo on a bulkie roll

DIRTY RICE BOY
Hot Blooded Chicken, Kinda Like Dirty Rice, BBQ sauce, Rock Candy Jalapeno & scallion on a sub roll

MAMA, I JUST GRILLED A SPAM
Buffalo Spice grilled SPAM, grilled pineapple, spicy mustard, and cheddar on a bulkie roll

HOT LEGS
Chicken leg quarters, Hot Leg spice, & sweet chili sauce

FENNEL OF LOVE
Fennel, apple, green cabbage, carrot, vinegar slaw dressing

LET IT BEEF
Java Jive dusted Roast Beef, grilled fennel, grilled onion, and Horsey Sauce on a bulkie roll

GUAC ON
Avocado, red onion, jalapeno, tomato, and lime juice

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVILED EGGS
Hard-boiled egg, Pimento cheese, mayo, pickled jalapeno, paprika

MORE CUBAN THAN CUBAN
Mojo roast pork, honey ham, Genoa salami, swiss cheese, bread & butter pickles, carrot pickles, & mustard sauce on a pressed roll

HEY SLOPPY JOE (WHERE YOU GOIN’ WITH THAT BUN IN YOUR HAND?)
Turkey sloppy joe, red pepper, poblano, jalapeno, onions, yellow mustard, cashew whiz, pickled red cabbage & a fried egg on a bulkie roll

NOTHING COMPARES 2 BLUE
Buffalo chicken salad, Gorgonzola dressing, Gorgonzola crumbles, carrot pickles, & baby spinach on a toasted bulkie roll

CAULIFLOWER DREAMIN’
Buffalo roasted cauliflower, Buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing, carrot pickles, and Aleppo pepper on a soft sub roll

MR. BRIGHTSIDE DOG
Hot dog, bun, no toppings

HANOI ROCKS HOT DOG
All beef hot dog, Sambal mayo, pickled vegetables, cucumber, jalapeno, scallions

PEACE OF MIND DOG
All beef hot dog, baked beans, scallions, and yellow mustard on a potato roll

BUFFALO STANCE DOG
All beef hot dog, blue cheese dressing, carrot pickles and cayenne hot sauce on a toasted bun

SWEET OBLIVION DOG
All beef hot dog, cream cheese, fried onions & sauerkraut, pickled jalapenos, yellow mustard, hot sauce

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE DOG
All beef hot dog, fried potatoes, peppers & onions, spicy mustard

NO SLEEP ‘TIL BROOKLYN DOG
All beef hot dog, NY onion sauce, sauerkraut, and spicy brown mustard

DON’T YOU KNOW I’M DORILOCO?
Doritos Nacho Cheese, jalapeno pickle slaw, carrot pickles, cauliflower taco crumbles, tajin peanuts, sour gummy bears, Valentina hot sauce, Chamoy sauce, lime juice, Tajin, sea salt

UNDERGROUND DOG
All beef hot dog, chicken chili, jalapeno pickle slaw, yellow mustard 

DOUBLE DOWN CHILI
Chicken and peppers in a Pasilla chile-spiked Coffee & Stout sauce with Colby Jack, sour cream, and scallions

THE CHEESY LOVER
Three cheese grilled cheese (Swiss, Muenster, & Mozzarella) with Roasted Tomato Soup

MEXICAN RADIO DOG
All beef hot dog, carrot pickles, Rock Candy Jalapenos, lime sour cream, Chamoy, Valentina hot sauce, Cotija cheese, and Tajin seasoning

ROCK CANDY JALAPENOS
Red and green jalapenos, sweet onion, Bread & Butter pickle brine

BIG IN JAPAN DOG
Sauteed cabbage and onion, Okonomiyaki sauce, Kinda Like Kewpie mayo, red pickled ginger, and nori strips

DETROIT ROCK CITY CONEY ISLAND
Grilled all-beef hot dog, Detroit Coney Island meat sauce, diced white onions and yellow mustard on a soft hot dog bun

GOING BACK TO CAULI HOT POCKETS
Buffalo cauliflower, tomato pesto, mozzarella, and Ranch dressing in a puff pastry

MOTHER & CHILD REUNION TACOS
Frambled eggs, chicken fajita, pickled jalapenos and sour cream on flour tortillas

PASTAMAN VIBRATION
Tri-color rotini, red pepper, orange pepper, yellow pepper, sun-dried tomato and scallions in a red wine vinaigrette topped with sea salt, Aleppo pepper & Gorgonzola

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK
All beef hot dog, lime slaw, Thai chile relish, peanut sauce, and sambal mayo

BOWLING FOR CHICKEN SOUP
Homemade chicken stock, chicken, red pepper, green pepper, carrot, celery, onions, red potatoes, corn, and diced tomatoes

CAULIFLOWER LOVE TORTILLA CUPS
Cauliflower mushroom taco crumbles, roasted tomatillo salsa, queso fresco, lime sour cream, Aleppo pepper flakes

PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR CHUTNEY 
All beef hot dog, pear chutney, potato hot dog bun

BANG BANG MAC
Shell pasta, Cheddar, Muenster, Mozzarella, Bang Bang Sauce, broccoli

CHEESE CHEESE ME
Two smashed beef burgers, American cheese, bread & butter pickles, yellow mustard and mayo on a potato roll

TRY A LITTLE CHICKEN TENDERNESS
Pretzel coated baked chicken tenders with Szechuan sauce

PARMA CHAMELEON
Parmesan crusted chicken breast, marinara, and mozzarella on a Portuguese roll

ZENYATTA FRITTATA
Eggs, muenster, grilled asparagus, peppers, and red onion served with sourdough toast

GRILLING IN THE NAME
Asparagus, red pepper, poblano, cremini mushroom, red onion, cheddar and lime sour cream on a flour tortilla

ORANGE CRUSH
Cold-brewed orange syrup and seltzer

ORANGE IS THE NEW SHERBET
Fresh squeezed orange juice, orange zest, whole milk, heavy cream, and vanilla

I BROCCOLI MELT WITH YOU
Charred broccoli, mozzarella, pecorino, lemon juice, Aleppo pepper and basil on whole grain flatbread

CRUNCHY GRANOLA SWEET
Rolled oats, almonds, pepitas, sunflower seeds, maple syrup, brown sugar, cinnamon, clove, ginger, vanilla

GOOEY PEANUT BUTTER VIBE
Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies

AIN’T TOO PROUD TO EGG
Fried eggs, chorizo, Colby jack cheese, pickled jalapenos and hot sauce on an onion bagel

SHE DRIVES ME CAPRESE
Fresh mozzarella, plum tomato, fresh basil, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil on toasted sourdough

J. QUESA DILLA
Chorizo, chicken, peppers, and cheese on flour tortillas

STEW ARE YOU
Mushrooms, carrots, onions, celery, and peas in a vegetable stock gravy

SWEET BIRD OF TRUTH (TACO REMIX)
Candied Jalapeno BBQ chicken and Jalapeno Pickle Slaw on a corn tortilla

LIME RIKKI DON’T LOSE THAT NUMBER
Cold-brewed Lime Ginger syrup, Hudson Standard Ginger bitters, seltzer

BEAT ON THE BRATWURST
Grilled bratwurst, Tomatillo Chow, spicy mustard, & hot sauce on a garlic bread roll

MAKES ME WANNA STOUP
Black beans, peppers, onions, corn, and scallions

RUBY TACO
Ruby Soho chicken, Tomatillo Chow and queso fresco on flour tortillas

SWEET BIRD OF TRUTH
Sweet BBQ pulled chicken and Pickle Slaw on a Portuguese roll

AMERICAN CHOP SUEY
Pasta, onion, peppers, tomato, garlic, pecorino

CHILI DON’T BE A HERO
Tofu, black beans, guajillo chili paste, peppers, onions, sour cream, cheddar, scallions, pickled jalapeno

YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO, BUT YOU CAN’T TUNA MELT
Tuna salad, Swiss cheese & pecorino on grilled sourdough bread

MONKEY BREAD MUFFIN IN YOUR SOUL
Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls baked into Mini Monkey Bread Muffins

DONUTS MAKE MY BROWN EYES BLUE
Cinnamon roll dough, cinnamon sugar

TACO ‘BOUT LE POISSON
Pan-fried tilapia, fresh pepper salsa, remoulade, flour tortilla

TOASTFACE KILLAH
Pimento cheese deviled eggs, tomato onion jam, wilted spinach, Aleppo pepper,  and pink sea salt on toast

HEY MAN NICE SHOT
Fresh ginger juice, juniper syrup, Fee Brothers orange bitters

SORREL NOT SORREL
Sorrel, Cawston Press Ginger Beer

HUMMUSAPIEN
Roasted red pepper hummus, baby spinach, green apple, red onion, plum tomato, carrot ribbons and Aleppo pepper flakes on sourdough

MY ORZO WEIGHS A TON
Orzo pasta, peppers, scallions, sundried tomato, feta & red wine vinaigrette

UNDERNEATH THE APPLE TREE
Cawston Press Cloudy Apple & Bar Keep Fennel Bitters

WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER GYRO
Greek seasoned seitan, tzatziki, feta, tomato, red onion, and baby spinach on flatbread

SORREL SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD
Sorrel, ginger bitters, clove cocktail spice

THAI YOUR MOTHER DOWN
Thai roasted cauliflower, pickled vegetables, cucumber, peanut sauce, and Aleppo pepper flakes on a bulkie roll

OPEN SESAME NOODLES
Spaghetti, peanut sauce, Sambal Olek, scallions

BORN ON THE BAYOU
Blackened Cajun catfish, pickled slaw and remoulade on grilled sourdough

SECRET ENCHANTED BROCCOLI TOTS
Broccoli, scallions & cheddar cheese in tot form

MORNING GLORY
Frambled eggs, Not Really Refried Black Beans, Sweet chili sauce, tomato & scallion on a sub roll

THIS BREAD IS BANANAS
a simple banana bread even a non-baker can make

QUINOA TIFAH
Quinoa balls, marinara sauce & mozzarella on a sub roll

EMPEROR TOMATO KETCHUP
Fresh tomato and caramelized onion jam

THE DARK SIDE OF THE SHROOM
Crimini Sloppy Joe, Vinegar Slaw, Mustard & Pickles on a bulkie roll