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Shawarma Police

 chicken shawarma feta shawarma sauce spinach
“He buzzes like a fridge. He’s like a detuned radio”

Inspired by Radiohead “Karma Police” from OK Computer
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This was originally going to be Shawarma Chameleon but now it is not. I once saw Radiohead open for Live at Pine Knob in Michigan. Radiohead went on to be superstars. Live did not. “There’s a shawarma joint about 2 blocks from here.” Shawarma requires different preparation than a gyro – the meat is marinated for as long as a day. Thom Yorke is a vegan so he would not actually eat this shawarma but would likely eat a seitan gyro without tzatziki.  I buy bone in skin on chicken thighs – they are cheaper – and make a stock from the bones and skin. Put skin, bones, a few pieces of celery, carrot, onion, black peppercorns, thyme in a pot – cover with water – bring to boil – reduce heat – simmer for several hours. I honestly had not listened to OK Computer in like 5 years. It’s really a bit too much for me. I mean – I GET IT – but damn, son, do ya HAVE to be so art fuck?!? See I’m a culinary creep – this is the first time I’ve had shawarma – not even sure I did it right. Even if I didn’t – it tasted great – clean & filling. Roasting the red onions allows them to soak up chicken fat. Chicken fat is good fat. Shawarma sauce thinned out is also a solid salad dressing. You could also add tomato and cucumber as toppings. I’m tired of this affected writing style so I’m going to go eat leftover shawarma.

Chicken shawarma, sauce, feta, roasted red onion, baby spinach, flatbread
Makes 5 – 6 sandwiches

Shawarma chicken, sliced thin
Roasted red onion
Shawarma sauce
Feta, crumbled
Baby spinach
Flatbread (I prefer whole grain)

Toast the flatbread. I usually do this with tongs over a gas flame because I have lost the will to live. Using a hot skillet is far safer. You could also place on a sheet pan in the oven after cooking the chicken.

Place toasted flatbread on a plate. Spread 1 tablespoon shawarma sauce on flatbread – add a bit of roasted onion – then sliced chicken – drizzle a bit more sauce – top with a little more onion, baby spinach, and feta. Take a small piece of foil and wrap to make for easier one-handed eating.

7oz Greek Yogurt (sour-cream can also be used)
Juice of one lime
1 tablespoon Tahini
4 garlic cloves, minced
2 TBS fresh dill, chopped (1 teaspoon dry can also be used)
7 mint leaves
1/4 teaspoon salt

Place all ingredients in a blender or food processor. Blend for a minute.

(based on a NY Times recipe)
2 lemons, juiced
1/2 cup olive oil
6 cloves garlic, peeled, smashed and minced
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons paprika
1/2 teaspoon turmeric
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp cardamom
1/4 tsp ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp Aleppo pepper flakes (or red pepper flakes)
3 pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs
2 large red onion, peeled and quartered

Prepare a marinade for the chicken. Combine the lemon juice, olive oil, garlic, and spices in a large bowl, then whisk to combine. Add the chicken and toss well to coat. Cover and store in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour and up to 12 hours.

When ready to cook, heat oven to 425°F. Cover a rimmed baking sheet in aluminum foil. Add the quartered onion to the chicken and marinade, and toss once to combine. Remove the chicken and onion from the marinade, and place on the pan, spreading everything evenly across it.

Put the chicken in the oven and roast until it is browned, crisp at the edges and cooked through, about 30 to 40 minutes. Remove from the oven, allow to rest 2 minutes, then slice chicken and red onion into thin pieces.

To make the chicken even crisper, set a large pan over high heat, add a tablespoon of olive oil to the pan, then the sliced chicken, and sauté until everything curls tight in the heat.


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