“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
“Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back”
“I knew it had to happen, felt the tables turnin’. Got me through my darkest hour”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“It’s goin’ in dry and it’s comin’ out soggy.”
“He said, “Captain.” I said, “Wot d’ya want?”
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”
“You’ll find this dance is so cool to do”
The One Where Frank Eats A Bodega Classic In Ice Cream Form
“People, this is not a film. This is my song. Now pick up your shovel and dig.”
“And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her – Satan!”