“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
The One Where Frank Makes a Sandwich Based On A Vintage Ad
The One Where Frank Eats Artisan Kettle Cooked Red Hot Chili Pepper Chips
“No matter what you do, it’s gonna grab a hold on you”
“Suck up the dank like a Slurpee”
“Let me be who I am and let me kick out the jams!”
The One Where Frank Eats Limited Edition Zombie Inspired Green Takis
“Don’t know how you do the voodoo that you do”
“I am the Astro-Creep a demolition style hell American freak yeah”
“You get the hotel. I’ll get the box of wine. No sadder words had been spoken since the dawn of time.”