“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
“Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back”
The One Where Frank Eats An Allegedly Banana Flavored Snack
“Let me stand next to your fire”
“Here’s something, here’s something you’re never gonna fff-forget, baby”
“People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun. Tell them that you like it this way.”
The One Where Frank Makes a Sandwich Based On A Vintage Ad
The One Where Frank Eats Artisan Kettle Cooked Red Hot Chili Pepper Chips
“No matter what you do, it’s gonna grab a hold on you”
“Suck up the dank like a Slurpee”
“Let me be who I am and let me kick out the jams!”