“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
“Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back”
“It is a convergence of elements, a convergence that speaks to the essence of human existence.”
“Well, the night I was born, Lord, I swear the moon turned a fire red.”
“My therapist says I suffer from imposter syndrome.”
“These go to eleven.“
“Lambs. The lambs were screaming.”
“Around Louisiana way, where lived the Cajun Lady aboard the Mississippi Queen”
“This is a platter of, this makes an, an exceptionally good late night’s snack.”
“I’m just a poor boy. I need no sympathy.”
“Working for peanuts is all very fine, but I can show you a better time.”