“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
“Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back”
“Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west. A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness”
“All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world”
“Now there’s a hoppin’ little spot open nearly all night. They’ve got a smokin’ four-piece combo.”
“There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease”
“I knew it had to happen, felt the tables turnin’. Got me through my darkest hour”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“It’s goin’ in dry and it’s comin’ out soggy.”
“He said, “Captain.” I said, “Wot d’ya want?”
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”