“Two time, two-ton hangover king. The bride wore black. We were ready to swing.”
“Running desperately low on food, they were forced to turn back”
(insert random martial arts sound effects)
“Let’s start living our lives living for the future paradise”
“You’re so fuckin’ special. I wish I was special.”
“Dine and wine, but not till nine”
“In an mmmbop they’re gone”
“Karma police arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge. He’s like a detuned radio”
“Son, he said, grab your things, I’ve come to take you home.”
“Immortalists with points to prove, I put my trust in you.”
“Begged him on the regular for kegs of more vomitspit”