“I knew it had to happen, felt the tables turnin’. Got me through my darkest hour”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”
“I’m all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like nevermind (yes ma’am!)”
“Well, if she had me back again, oh, I would never make her sad”
“Always take a big bite. It’s such a gorgeous sight”
“Karma police arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge. He’s like a detuned radio”
“Christ you know it ain’t easy. You know how hard it can be.”
“The great white buffalo comin’ around to make a final stand”