“Masquerading as a man with a reason. My charade is the event of the season.”
“I know we won’t listen. We’re so good at making bad decisions.”
“Whenever I’m expecting a lot of company…I’d whip up a really substantial meal”
“When you’re lustful when you’re lonely & the heat is rising slowly.”
“My mommy likes to sing along with me, but she won’t sing this song. If she reads all the lyrics, she’ll pity the men I…
“Gabba Gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us”
“I am the one, I’ve come to let the pressure out. More human than human, so you can feel better now”
“Live however you want, it’s your life anyway”
“If you’re bad to me, I will like you more”