“Masquerading as a man with a reason. My charade is the event of the season.”
“My mommy likes to sing along with me, but she won’t sing this song. If she reads all the lyrics, she’ll pity the men I…
Vilifying this tasty classic ingredient in the name of “elevated comfort food” is a national tragedy.
“Just call me Lucifer ’cause I’m in need of some restraint.”
“Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.”
“All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey”
“When the world is running down, you make the best of what’s still around”
“Now I’ve got a love so deep in the pit of my heart, and each day it grows more and more”