“There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease”
“I’m all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like nevermind (yes ma’am!)”
“You’re so fuckin’ special. I wish I was special.”
“My charade is the event of the season”
“Panic in Detroit, I asked for an autograph. He wanted to stay home, I wish someone would phone.”
“They’ve been going in and out of style, but they’re guaranteed to raise a smile.”
“When you’re lustful when you’re lonely & the heat is rising slowly.”
WHY AREN’T ALL HOT DOGS BUN LENGTH?
“It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?”