“I knew it had to happen, felt the tables turnin’. Got me through my darkest hour”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“It’s goin’ in dry and it’s comin’ out soggy.”
“He said, “Captain.” I said, “Wot d’ya want?”
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”
“You’ll find this dance is so cool to do”
“People, this is not a film. This is my song. Now pick up your shovel and dig.”
“And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her – Satan!”
“I’m all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like nevermind (yes ma’am!)”