“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”
“I’m all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like nevermind (yes ma’am!)”
“Always take a big bite. It’s such a gorgeous sight”
(“First, you must master the 35 Chambers of Shaolin.”)
“You’re so fuckin’ special. I wish I was special.”
“In an mmmbop they’re gone”
“Son, he said, grab your things, I’ve come to take you home.”
“I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser”