“I am the Astro-Creep a demolition style hell American freak yeah”
“Ignore cordon bleu, stand up, get up. Lunge for your knife, don’t forget your potholders”
“This is a platter of, this makes an, an exceptionally good late night’s snack.”
“If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal”
“Show you another trick, I know you got a chick on the side.”
“I’ve always been the one to blame for everything I long to do.”
“Now there’s a hoppin’ little spot open nearly all night. They’ve got a smokin’ four-piece combo.”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun. Tell them that you like it this way.”