“My mommy likes to sing along with me, but she won’t sing this song. If she reads all the lyrics, she’ll pity the men I…
“Gabba Gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us”
“I am the one, I’ve come to let the pressure out. More human than human, so you can feel better now”
“Smooth like butter, pull you in like no other”
“I wish I could be as carefree and wild, but I got cat class and I got cat style”
Vilifying this tasty classic ingredient in the name of “elevated comfort food” is a national tragedy.
“I looked out the window seen his bald head, ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg.”
“I’m a loner, but I’m never alone. Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone”
“Mama, I just killed a man.”