“Masquerading as a man with a reason. My charade is the event of the season.”
“Whenever I’m expecting a lot of company…I’d whip up a really substantial meal”
“My mommy likes to sing along with me, but she won’t sing this song. If she reads all the lyrics, she’ll pity the men I…
“Gabba Gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us”
“I wish I could be as carefree and wild, but I got cat class and I got cat style”
“I’m a loner, but I’m never alone. Every night I get one step closer to the danger zone”
“Mama, I just killed a man.”
“I’m goin’ way down south, way down where I can be free!”
“I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant, but nothing, I said nothing, can take away these blues”