“We made it cocktails at 8. It was a surefire date.”
“May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground, and Carry on”
“Don’t you want to know how we keep starting fires? It’s my desire!”
“Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west. A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness”
“Now there’s a hoppin’ little spot open nearly all night. They’ve got a smokin’ four-piece combo.”
“But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel in your gut and the spit in the eye, ’cause I’m the (bleep) that…
“It’s goin’ in dry and it’s comin’ out soggy.”
“He said, “Captain.” I said, “Wot d’ya want?”
“How can I put it? You put me on. I even fell for that stupid love song.”