“Whenever I’m expecting a lot of company…I’d whip up a really substantial meal”
“My mommy likes to sing along with me, but she won’t sing this song. If she reads all the lyrics, she’ll pity the men I…
“I am the one, I’ve come to let the pressure out. More human than human, so you can feel better now”
(“I always go for the underdog or the rogue or the rebel.”)
“Makes you wonder how the other half die”
“On a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin”
Vilifying this tasty classic ingredient in the name of “elevated comfort food” is a national tragedy.
“Mama, I just killed a man.”
“All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey”