“You get the hotel. I’ll get the box of wine. No sadder words had been spoken since the dawn of time.”
“Shouting lager lager lager lager”
“Gabba Gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us”
“I’m goin’ way down south, way down where I can be free!”
Sometimes you just need a big tray of turkey nachos on Thanksgiving.
“I’m worse at what I do best and for this gift, I feel blessed”