“Average emcees is like a TV blooper. MF Doom, he’s like D.B. Cooper.”
“Mr. Fantastik, long dough like elastic.”
“You gotta watch your gums on this, but it’s, it’s very good, it’s very healthy”
“Ignore cordon bleu, stand up, get up. Lunge for your knife, don’t forget your potholders”
“Give it a sec for the pain to start. This wreck right here, it ain’t for the faint of heart.”
“This is a platter of, this makes an, an exceptionally good late night’s snack.”
“Begged him on the regular for kegs of more vomitspit”
“I check the dictionary for the meaning of friend”
“Well your food could soon be good to the last bite”