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Seitan’s Little Helper Infant Onesie


It’s never too early to start Seitan Worshipping!



Let your young ones embrace our great Wheat Gluten Overload. Young acolytes wearing this onesie will see immediate “cuteness factor” increase, better brain development, and an overall increase in motor skills.*

This comfortable bodysuit will be a great addition to any baby’s wardrobe, lap shoulders will make for easier changing, and parents will experience a social status upgrade.* 

• 5.0 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 baby rib, heather color is 88% cotton/ 12% polyester
• Sewn with 100% cotton thread
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
• Lap shoulders for easy changing

*some claims may not be confirmed or even tested. no guarantees are made for any infant wearing this onesie.

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Size Chart

  6M 12M 18M 24M
Body Length (inches) 12 ½ 13 ½ 14 ½ 15 ½
Body Width (inches) 8 ¾ 9 ¾ 10 ¾ 11 ¾

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