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Cheeses Of Subeerbia

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“I’m the son of cheese and beer –  The Cheeses of Subeerbia!”

Theme song by Green Day “Jesus Of Suburbia” from American Idiot
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Handcrafted at the Bushwick Grill Club HQ, these cheese spreads represent years of culinary research and decades of beer drinking. Granted, for our launch, we’re actually going with our non-alcoholic flagship, Pimento At Work, but rest assured we are diligently drinking local beer, combining it with curated cheeses, and spreading the results on house-made bagel chips. So, while you can only get our legendary pimento cheese at this time, we suggest signing up for the mailing list so you don’t miss future releases.

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PIMENTO AT WORK
The cheese that’s starting it all. South Carolina meets Brooklyn via Bushwick with a cheese spread like no other. We start with traditional Southern pimento cheese, add our Rock Candy Jalapenos, and a few secret ingredients to create a decadent queso pimiento.

Our current sizes are 8 and 16 ounces, made to order, and available for pick-up in the Bushwick/Ridgewood area. We may be able to organize some limited delivery and encourage Cheeses Of Subeerbia fans to group delivery orders among friends if possible. 

 

Don’t take our word for it*:

“…that pimento cheese is heaven and I’ve never given that compliment outside of my family’s pimento cheese. ” – Lindsay

“This is how you quarantine properly. @bushwickgrillclub makes the best Pimento Cheese you have ever put in your mouth. Hands fucking down! Do yourself a favor and get some. You will also be supporting a small business.” – Zak

“I ate two quarts of this pimento cheese over the course of two days. Made sandwiches with it, smeared it on bagel chips and even ate it straight from the container. It’s the best pimento cheese I’ve ever tasted.” – Matt

(*all actual real people giving honest unsolicited opinions though sure they are friends of ours and our test customers…)
 

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NACHO PUNKS F@%K OFF
The second cheese in our line is straight out of Bushwick spicy punk rock pub cheese. We start with Brew Dog Punk IPA, add in some Rock Candy Jalapenos, a bit of Valentina hot sauce, and crank up the volume to 12 with a generous portion of Takis Fuego dust. It’s a snacking mosh pit party for your mouth!

 

 

TO ORDER
Start by filling out the form below. We will respond within the day with pricing and availability. Most orders will be available on the same day or within 24 hours. All orders need to be paid for via Venmo, PayPal, or CashApp. Once we have received your payment, we’ll make your cheese and set up a pickup (or possibly delivery) time. We hope to refine this process as we move forward, but you have to start somewhere, right?

What cheeses do you want?
Pimento At WorkNacho Punks

What sizes do you want:
8 ounce16 ounceMany more ounces

How many of each size do you want to order?

Can you pick-up in Bushwick, Brooklyn? (We may be able to sort delivery to limited areas.)
Yes, I Can!No, I Can't

If you require delivery, please tell us where you live:

Tell us what other items you are interested in:
Pub CheeseYour Own Personal Cheeses (Custom Cheese Spreads)

Any additional instructions, thought, or comments?